Six Pack - 15th June

Every team has played now (Germany twice), so let's look at the table:

Isn't that a beautiful table? I spent half an hour trying to create a html table using blogspot, but it was as much hard work as it was unrewarding. Like gutting a rat to make a furry condom. So instead I took a screen capture from the Fifa home page, and butchered the fucker in paint. The height of resourcefulness I am. MacGuyver aint got shit on me.

Germany is on top of the Six Pack, though they have the advantage of playing two games already - winning both. Costa Rica 4-2, and Poland 1-0.

Spain played the Ukraine and dished out goals the way Paris Hilton dishes out STDs. End score 4-0, Villa kicking 2.

Australia did well in their first match, beating Japan 3 - 1. I watched the game in the Elusive Camel with a handful of Aussie fans, tense match considering our 3 goals weren't scored until about ten minutes til full time. The goals can be seen at the Aussie World Cup blog. Go relive the magic you little bastards.

Italy won over Ghana, 1-0.

England beat Paraguay 1-0. I watched the game at Jono P's barbecue in his backyard. It was a very sunny day and the glare on the TV was so fucking fierce from where I was sitting I could barely make anything out. For the first half of the game I actually thought we were watching an episode of The O.C. After the match I was introduced to a drinking game named "Zoom". The game required concentration and co-ordination. Rest assured, Jimmy and I spent the entire game drinking penalty shots.

USA got raped in their first game by the Czech Republic, losing 0-3. The USA coach must have been about as impressed with his team as this dog was with it's owner.

That's all I've got time to write, I'm off to the pub to watch England vs Trinidad & Tobago. I've got £3 riding on this game. Tense.