Let's Learn British! Part II
It's time to learn another term from the English Vernacular. Today's word is:
Kelly Brook
Kelly is a model turned actor, who was most recently seen in the sex thriller Three. Kelly was dating Jason Statham for a while, but broke up with him to be with her Three Co-Star and current boyfriend, Billy Zane. She could have any man in the world, but insists on balding past their prime men. Sweet.
Jennifer Elisson
Jennifer started out on the soap opera Brookside, and now has a singing and modeling career. Jennifer is how I imagine Angels would look in Heaven, though I'll never find out from first hand experience. I sold my soul to the Devil in exchange for my sweet guitar playing skills.
Rachel Stevens
Rachel got her break at the age of 15 when she won a modeling competition. Five years later she joined the dopey TV-band S Club 7, but left to start her successful solo career. The best thing about Rachel Stevens is that she has that "girl next door" quality about her. Provided, of course, that the girl living next door to you is fucking stunning.
Keeley Hazell
Kelly's a model. She was the favourite to win FHM's Hottest 100 Women of 2006, but lost out to that scrawny hag Kiera Knightley. Would you Look at the size of Keeley's Hoos Hoos. I was going to write something along the lines of "She could breast feed an orphanage", but decided not to, as that would be crude.
I've just filled an entire article with beautiful British women. Which is by no means a bad act. But I have female readers to consider and so should give an example of a British Male Sex Symbol. So here you go ladies:
James Nesbitt
British Actor made it big in the TV show Cold Feet. And yes, this is what the Brits think is Male Totty. Somebody to think about next time you're in the bath flicking the bean, ladies.
Let's Recap on what we've learnt so far:
1. This is Rachel Stevens. She is Totty.
2. This is Godzilla and Mecha-Godzilla. They are Not Totty.
Learning is Fun!
tottyLet's look at a few examples of totty, drawing on examples from Britain's own impressive line up.
1) n. singular An attractive woman
2) n. plural Many attractive women
Kelly Brook
Kelly is a model turned actor, who was most recently seen in the sex thriller Three. Kelly was dating Jason Statham for a while, but broke up with him to be with her Three Co-Star and current boyfriend, Billy Zane. She could have any man in the world, but insists on balding past their prime men. Sweet.
Jennifer Elisson
Jennifer started out on the soap opera Brookside, and now has a singing and modeling career. Jennifer is how I imagine Angels would look in Heaven, though I'll never find out from first hand experience. I sold my soul to the Devil in exchange for my sweet guitar playing skills.Rachel Stevens
Rachel got her break at the age of 15 when she won a modeling competition. Five years later she joined the dopey TV-band S Club 7, but left to start her successful solo career. The best thing about Rachel Stevens is that she has that "girl next door" quality about her. Provided, of course, that the girl living next door to you is fucking stunning.Keeley Hazell
Kelly's a model. She was the favourite to win FHM's Hottest 100 Women of 2006, but lost out to that scrawny hag Kiera Knightley. Would you Look at the size of Keeley's Hoos Hoos. I was going to write something along the lines of "She could breast feed an orphanage", but decided not to, as that would be crude.I've just filled an entire article with beautiful British women. Which is by no means a bad act. But I have female readers to consider and so should give an example of a British Male Sex Symbol. So here you go ladies:
James Nesbitt
British Actor made it big in the TV show Cold Feet. And yes, this is what the Brits think is Male Totty. Somebody to think about next time you're in the bath flicking the bean, ladies.Let's Recap on what we've learnt so far:
1. This is Rachel Stevens. She is Totty.
2. This is Godzilla and Mecha-Godzilla. They are Not Totty.Learning is Fun!
posted by Beef at Wednesday, June 07, 2006
5 Comments:
Kelley Hazel is the shit.. but why cunt i find her on the net? please provide the links Mr. Beef.
AH i know... COZ you spelled her wrong.. and me being the cut 'n paste fella.. like an ass.. its kEEley HazeLL...
Apologies for the error. I typed the whole article one handed, so a few spelling errors may have slipped through. The best galleries are in Gorillamask's Spank Bank. All of the girls are there.
Totty equals big tits?
I asked a local via MSN Messenger for the answer.
Beef says:
Do you have to have big tits to qualify for totty?
Gilbert says:
not necessarily....nice legs, nice bum...guess the face has to be good
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