More News From Adelaide

I woke up this morning feeling a bit rough and needed a pick me up. I ended up drinking a mug of coffee the size of a baby's skull, and it's a little more caffeine then I can handle. I was so jittery that I actually bit one of our courier's fingers off. I needed something to calm me down. Luckily Jimmy came to the rescue by bringing this news to my attention (and Ozi, you're gonna love this):

HOOTER'S is coming to Adelaide

The American bar and restaurant chain HOOTERS is spreading it's franchise to Adelaide. A popular eatery back on it's home soil, it features dancing, singing "Hooter's Girls" and TVs tuned to every sport imaginable. The name HOOTERS was chosen for the chain, as it ties in with the busty waitresses they employ. That, and the name SWEATER PUPPETS was already taken.

This is what I love about Adelaide. It looks like a conservative city, yet it's chock full of strip clubs, Knock Shops and Adult Book Stores. I went back there in April for a visit, and half the Librarians are now topless. They stamped my overdue books with a Dildo, I kid you not. Sadly the guys back home shouldn't be expecting a HOOTERS restaurant opening on their street any time soon.
From the Advertiser Article:

"We will open in Adelaide within the next five years - it's really just about establishing the brand first and being accepted,"

says Hooters' spokeswoman Caroline Kaulback.

I love boobies. In fact, I was kicked out of Medical School for constantly referring to them as "Magical Milk Nuggets from Outer Space". And kudos to the yanks for coming up with a restaurant theme like this.

But half a decade seems such a long time for something this simple. It should be accepted and established within minutes, not years. If they need a spot of Real Estate to put it in, then maybe they should bulldoze the Museum, or even one of the Universities as Adelaide has heaps of those. Fuck it, build HOOTERS in the middle of an intersection. As long as it gets done.

Thanks again to Jimmy for the heads up.

Thanks also to Lex who sent me this link for a useful cooking recipe.

You make me proud boys.