All Heil the Ginger Beard
Chuck is a fellow South Australian, an accomplished Piss Head, and more recently better known as the Lord of the Beards.
In an effort to raise money for Charity from his fellow Engineering workers, the big Ginger man declared he would not shave for an entire month – resulting in a cross between David Caruso and Santa Claus.
At 6 foot 3 he cut an imposing figure with his big Ginger beard, and Chuck spent a month roaming the streets of London terrorising small children and the elderly.
When the thirty days were up and it was time to say goodbye to the Ginger beard, Chuck decided to make it a gradual process. He borrowed my clippers and spent the next two weeks removing the beard bit by bit. What followed was a series of awe inspiring Redneck facial statements.
Inspiring stuff.
A lot of people ask me how I know Chuck, and it’s quite an interesting story.
I went to the same school as Chuck back in the early Nineties. We didn’t mix in the same circles, as I was the captain of the School Football team while Chuck was quite a Wallflower. He was an artistic type who attracted a lot of attention from the local bullies because of his love of poetry, and because he used to ride a Horse to school.
I was walking home from School one day and came across a group of thugs beating up young Chuck. I felt sorry for Chuck, and so defeated the attackers with my Eagle Claw Kung Fu. Chuck was thankful for my help and we became life-long friends.
True story.
We both grew up to become two of the finest Booze Hounds the Planet Earth is seen. These days you will find us tearing up Europe with Pub Crawls that can only be described as "Biblical Proportion-ish".
We also offer Educational posters to schools for troubled teens:
In an effort to raise money for Charity from his fellow Engineering workers, the big Ginger man declared he would not shave for an entire month – resulting in a cross between David Caruso and Santa Claus.
At 6 foot 3 he cut an imposing figure with his big Ginger beard, and Chuck spent a month roaming the streets of London terrorising small children and the elderly.
When the thirty days were up and it was time to say goodbye to the Ginger beard, Chuck decided to make it a gradual process. He borrowed my clippers and spent the next two weeks removing the beard bit by bit. What followed was a series of awe inspiring Redneck facial statements.
Inspiring stuff.
A lot of people ask me how I know Chuck, and it’s quite an interesting story.
I went to the same school as Chuck back in the early Nineties. We didn’t mix in the same circles, as I was the captain of the School Football team while Chuck was quite a Wallflower. He was an artistic type who attracted a lot of attention from the local bullies because of his love of poetry, and because he used to ride a Horse to school.
I was walking home from School one day and came across a group of thugs beating up young Chuck. I felt sorry for Chuck, and so defeated the attackers with my Eagle Claw Kung Fu. Chuck was thankful for my help and we became life-long friends.
True story.
We both grew up to become two of the finest Booze Hounds the Planet Earth is seen. These days you will find us tearing up Europe with Pub Crawls that can only be described as "Biblical Proportion-ish".
We also offer Educational posters to schools for troubled teens:
posted by Beef at Saturday, May 05, 2007
6 Comments:
ah chuck such a big loveable giant. on other news i am currently crying watching this! u may have seen it simey but seeeeeeeeeeean would love this! http://www.ifilm.com/video/2829358
and its the cat thing after the ad! just so your sure.
I wanna hear Chuck's version of how you met... i reckon it's different.
charles honor... chucky boy..
he has the voice to match that beard... "warning! the material..."
he was head boy in school, and now
he just received head.
if he's drunk enough maybe even give some too
legend.
he's slowly morphing into the dude from QOTSA
The cat film clip is awesome Jimmy, sing along:
"Cats in things they're not suppose to be in are amazing
if you don't agree with us we'll give you a fucking hazing".
Superb.
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