Happy Holiday, Sinners.
Happy Easter kids.
Traditionally when I was working in the Hospitality industry, this was one of my busiest times. But now I’m a White Collar Slave I get four days off in a row. A 96 hour escape from both work and British Transport - I’m pleased as punch.
So today is Good Friday. It was on this day a few thousand years ago that Jesus was crucified. The Son of God came out with some groovy ideas to help humanity, and was slaughtered for his troubles. As far as Fridays in History go, this was not one of the better ones. "Good" was always a peculiar choice of Adjective.
We get a four day long weekend (known as a Bank Holiday in these parts) because though he died on Friday, Jesus rose again three days later (known as "Not Bad Monday" in the Bible). Unfortunately, that’s as far as my knowledge of Theology extends. I know he rose from the grave, but I have no idea what happened next. Was he crucified again? Did he live out his years as a Carpenter? Did he kick Judas in the nuts? Maybe we will never know for sure.
But I do know we have a holiday now, a time to spend with friends and family. Let’s rejoice this occasion with Chocolate Eggs, Giant Rabbit suits, and other sacrilegious pandemonium that will guarantee us a place in Hell.
Peace.
Traditionally when I was working in the Hospitality industry, this was one of my busiest times. But now I’m a White Collar Slave I get four days off in a row. A 96 hour escape from both work and British Transport - I’m pleased as punch.
So today is Good Friday. It was on this day a few thousand years ago that Jesus was crucified. The Son of God came out with some groovy ideas to help humanity, and was slaughtered for his troubles. As far as Fridays in History go, this was not one of the better ones. "Good" was always a peculiar choice of Adjective.
We get a four day long weekend (known as a Bank Holiday in these parts) because though he died on Friday, Jesus rose again three days later (known as "Not Bad Monday" in the Bible). Unfortunately, that’s as far as my knowledge of Theology extends. I know he rose from the grave, but I have no idea what happened next. Was he crucified again? Did he live out his years as a Carpenter? Did he kick Judas in the nuts? Maybe we will never know for sure.
But I do know we have a holiday now, a time to spend with friends and family. Let’s rejoice this occasion with Chocolate Eggs, Giant Rabbit suits, and other sacrilegious pandemonium that will guarantee us a place in Hell.
Peace.
posted by Beef at Saturday, April 07, 2007
10 Comments:
After he rose again, I heard Jesus got together with He-Man and Optimus Prime goosing their way around Europe. Evenutally they goosed too many English women and suffered from the gum disease known as....GINGIVITIS.
He-Man and Optimus went on to bigger and better things, whilst God's continual push to have him dead seemed to weigh heavily on Jesus....his superpowers soon waned.
Here ends the lesson.
By the way Unci Si Si, all the pubs were open yesterday.
Looks like Jesus has gone out the window with these new drinking regulations?
I went to sunday school as a kid and llernt a fin r 2 out or sword and saviour jezus fux\cing christ. Apparently he could dane like barishnikoff and pla ice hockey cetter than wayne gretsky. He was way ool, could bke the nicest cake in history. he was way cool, also , less sure i went to sunday school but i think he may have had a detatable penis. way cool. He inhertited that from his dad. that is how mary tought it was an immaculate conception. JoJo left the room, cos she would not give none until they married, but he slung his detateable one around hile she weren`t looking.
"I`ll give you 50cents if yu can touch your toes"..."surpise" style.
heres to the sober ones. Obiviously not christians - i got my fill out of communion today. Schnitters and shiraz.
inspite of my goatee, long wavesome hair and toga party getup on this holiest of goverment funded piss ons, I cannt type n the most godliest of fashions. all apologies to peops on my spelling.
Happy Easter.
I must say all of this holiday business has not affected my weekend at all. Pubs, shops and restaurants were open.
There was just fuck all on tele.
Mikey Robins made baby Jesus cry.
You fuckers got four days off in a row? We didn't get Friday or Monday AND I worked on freaking Sunday. I must be employed in the most sacreligious hell hole on earth. Fuckiddy fuck fuck.
I was in Amsterdam and being to good boy I was, I decided to NOT see a live sex show on Good Friday. But after the acid I thought I saw God.
I went back in time once just to shove jesus
I was feigning ignorance, I know what happened to Jesus after he rose again.
He joined Battle Pope in the war against Hell.
Post a Comment
<< Home