Return of the P-Shop
Well if you couldn’t tell by my gorgeous new header above, I’ve downloaded Photoshop back on to my computer. Just in time too, I think I might bang up a few portraits for Valentine’s Day. Speaking of which: I was churning out a composition earlier today; a couple of Elves riding Dolphins through a Waterfall made out of hearts and butterflies.
But for some reason it turned out as a Panda gnawing on a human arm in front of a couple of distressed Nuns:
Gosh kids, can you believe it’s February already? This year is just flying past.
January was a pretty uneventful month, probably due to the fact that I took it a lot easier on the booze and socialising than I did the month before. Felt I needed a few weeks to dry out. It’s weird staying relatively sober, you don’t wake up every day feeling like a herd of Cattle stampeded over your body during the night. You also have plenty of money left over come the end of the month. And if it wasn’t so Goddamn BORING I’d probably stay sober for the rest of my life.
Fuck December was a rough ride, I drank several bath tubs full of Guinness over that festive period. The problem with a decent session of Irish Stout, is that when you take a dump the next day it feels like your squeezing out a dead Seal Pup covered in oil.
They should stick warning labels on the bottles.
But for some reason it turned out as a Panda gnawing on a human arm in front of a couple of distressed Nuns:
Gosh kids, can you believe it’s February already? This year is just flying past.January was a pretty uneventful month, probably due to the fact that I took it a lot easier on the booze and socialising than I did the month before. Felt I needed a few weeks to dry out. It’s weird staying relatively sober, you don’t wake up every day feeling like a herd of Cattle stampeded over your body during the night. You also have plenty of money left over come the end of the month. And if it wasn’t so Goddamn BORING I’d probably stay sober for the rest of my life.
Fuck December was a rough ride, I drank several bath tubs full of Guinness over that festive period. The problem with a decent session of Irish Stout, is that when you take a dump the next day it feels like your squeezing out a dead Seal Pup covered in oil.
They should stick warning labels on the bottles.
posted by Beef at Saturday, February 03, 2007
14 Comments:
Been near you after a few Black Ales beef, and I agree, you need warning labels.
Oh, your mates are back with their crazy linking.
Fucktards.
Anyway, just wanted to say what a lovely visual image you conjured up for me in that last paragraph.
It touched me in a strange way.
great p.shop work as usual beef.
more tits.
lala - i'm sure i'm not alone when i say i'd like to touch you in a strange way.
standing on my head.
i was supposed to write tits as t*ts.
oops.
I reckon writing tits and then t*ts makes all the difference. No one will ever realise you actually wrote tits.
But thanks for erm, thanks for the compliment.
Am I the only one who clicked on the supid fireplace link?
Ah the comment spam cocksuckers are getting to you too.
I like the cat in your banner. You are a photoshop genius.
there's a cat in the new banner? wow
Ahhh, apparently the cat is hidden and only heterosexual females with great breasts of their own can find it...
Nope - clicked on the fireplace too. And Jimmy may be a heterosexual female, but he's rather flat.
leave my tits out of this! or dont dont mind.
what up Beefa...
I'm glad you have installed Photoshop. Your work inspires me and sparks my imagination..
thank you.
parents, lock up your littl'uns and gerbils, the catamite is poised to ravage the european union once again. 20/2/2007 ......... the countdown begins. first stop, France. Next stop
your mother
I also clicked on the fireplace link.
The spammer had put so much effort into making his comment look like a real person (his only slip up was not hiding the obvious-not-a-blog name of his site in a "click here" link) that it felt a shame not to check it out. I haven't lived in a house with a chimney for about 16 years, so was more of a "browser" than a "shopper".
The catamite returns to Europe in less than a week, exciting news.
Stranger Danger will also be here in a couple of months.
That's two Adelaide Felons for the price of one.
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