Three Cheers for Global Warming
It’s cold and rainy today.
But I’ll give credit where credits due – this is my third British Winter and easily the least miserable. Hell, some days the weather can even be considered pleasant, and we have one phenomenon to thank for this
GLOBAL WARMING.
I’m not environmentally savvy enough to know the exact reasons behind the destruction of the Ozone layer (from what I remember from School its a combination of Mobile Phone Emissions and Walrus farts?), all I know is the Summers are getting warmer, and the Winters are getting warmer and too. And I couldn’t be happier.
All I know is we’re smack bang in the middle of a British Winter and should be hiding indoors from Mother Nature's misery. Instead, the weather was so nice on the weekend (blue skies and all) I spent Sunday walking around Hyde Park with a young lady enjoying the scenery.
The wildlife in Hyde Park are so used to human interaction they’ve become incredibly docile. The Swans and Squirrels creep up to you and shyly nibble food from your open palms. I even saw a guy walking a rabbit on a leash, which amused me to no end.
In fact, I was so impressed with mankind’s kindred spirit with nature, I was going to rate the day a highly successful 10/10. But then a Fox jumped out of the bushes and mauled those two kids to death just as we were leaving.
So that dropped it back to a 9/10.
Global Warming is great.
But I’ll give credit where credits due – this is my third British Winter and easily the least miserable. Hell, some days the weather can even be considered pleasant, and we have one phenomenon to thank for this
GLOBAL WARMING.
I’m not environmentally savvy enough to know the exact reasons behind the destruction of the Ozone layer (from what I remember from School its a combination of Mobile Phone Emissions and Walrus farts?), all I know is the Summers are getting warmer, and the Winters are getting warmer and too. And I couldn’t be happier.
but beef - The icebergs are melting, and omg the penguins won’t have anywhere 2 live!!!1! :("Well I didn’t say there wouldn’t be any repercussions kids. You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs.
"omg beef!!!1!! the world will be completely uninhabitable in 50 years :("Really? Well I’ll be in Hell playing Super Mario Kart with Satan by that point, so that fact doesn’t really ruffle my feathers either.
All I know is we’re smack bang in the middle of a British Winter and should be hiding indoors from Mother Nature's misery. Instead, the weather was so nice on the weekend (blue skies and all) I spent Sunday walking around Hyde Park with a young lady enjoying the scenery.
The wildlife in Hyde Park are so used to human interaction they’ve become incredibly docile. The Swans and Squirrels creep up to you and shyly nibble food from your open palms. I even saw a guy walking a rabbit on a leash, which amused me to no end.
In fact, I was so impressed with mankind’s kindred spirit with nature, I was going to rate the day a highly successful 10/10. But then a Fox jumped out of the bushes and mauled those two kids to death just as we were leaving.
So that dropped it back to a 9/10.
Global Warming is great.
posted by Beef at Tuesday, January 23, 2007
8 Comments:
Yes, I love me the global warming. It just can't kick in soon enough as far as I am concerned. And since I can't bitch about my shit hole dead end sould crushing job of fucking hell on my own blog I will do it here: I FUCKING SO GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING HATE MY PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT JOB.
beef i think your picture of god cuting the world in half said it best! although a chainsaw was a little bit more drastic then slowly drowning us all. also can you send me muels no.
thanks hunny
"The Swans and Squirrels creep up to you and shyly nibble food from your open palms."
Dude, you are getting soft in your old age, not that I actually know how old you are, but still....
beef is 53
hes not 53! he's about 13 and looks like paul phiffer from the wonder years! or is that me?
Beef and Vince Vaughan have never been seen in the same room together...need I say more?
53? Can a 53 year old do the splits on Rollerskates like I can??
I've been told my posts were getting a little "surly", so I thought I'd chuck in a pleasant park stroll post to lighten the mood.
I emailed you Muel's number Jimmy. But he's currently in Jakarta for a year. Teaching Lepers the Alphabet or something.
I feel for you Desiree, the reason my posts approach surly town is because work is kicking me in the guts too. If I can make it through the next 12 months without head butting somebody through a brick wall, it will be a fucking miracle.
I'll be 30 in September Lala.
Gosh, maybe I should start growing up.
Nah, fuck that.
Yeah, double fuck that. I just turned 30 and you don't see me getting all grown up and shit.
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