The Top 10 Christmas Movies

It’s Christmas Eve Kids.

We’ve been given a half day at work, and so in about an hour’s time I’m jumping through the window and I’m off. I’m serious, I’m not going to use the office front door, I’m going to crash through the nearest window like the fucking building’s on fire, and I’m legging it to the nearest pub.

But before I depart, I’m going to leave you with another list. Somebody emailed me the other day asking what my top ten favourite Christmas films were. They were being sarcastic of course, because they knew I would rather watch a line of ants crawl into my pee hole, than any sentimental holiday bull shit. They didn’t think I would have one film, let alone ten. But one loop hole they forgot about, is that the films don’t have to be about Christmas – as long as they occur during Christmas.

So here is my Top Ten favourite Christmas Movies. Best Wishes to everybody for the Festive Season and all that shit, I’ll see you after Boxing Day.

- Uncle Beef.

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