Random Antwerp Photos
I did a three day pub crawl of Antwerp with Chuck about a month ago. Here are some of the random photos I took.
This was a statue in the middle of the town square. Some naked dude launching a severed hand like a baseball. Crazy Belgian art, but it gets crazier. We found this mural on a wall around the corner:
Best I can make out, it's a young lad dressed like the Prince of Persia, who has gotten drunk off a chained bottle of red wine and is about to sodomise the girl in front of him. The red wine is chained to a giant white anthropomorphic condom, who is pissed off because the kid shoved the corkscrew through his reservoir tip. Also, there's a weird red midget girl on his shoulder. Um, yeah.
To get to a Mussel restaurant on the other side of the river, it required Chuck and myself to walk through an underground tunnel. This site greeted me upon walking down five flights of stairs.
Exercise. Gross. And after the epic stroll we found out the restaurant was out of Mussels. Shit fuck.
We didn't go into this place, because we heard the service stank. LOLZ!!!1!
Antwerp's town square. Also: Chun Li.
Day three of the pub crawl, I ordered Caeser Salad for lunch. Also a water, a coke, a beer, and a Cappacinno. The waitress thought I was insane. Sexy, but insane.
We were sitting in a pub watching the World Cup Cricket, and Chuck started pouring coke into his beer. He's Crazy!!!1!
At this particular pub you could order a six pack of beer and they would put it in an ice bucket for you. Hadn't had service like that since Maccau.
When I have children, I'm going to put the Jagermeister sign in their bedrooms as a night-light.
This giant blow up advert was stuck to the night club roof. "Flugel", a sweet alcohol sold in tiny medicinal bottles. We had more than a few. I had never heard of this before, so looked it up on the web site. It is huge in Belgium, Holland...and Australia!?
Jimmy, you're young and got your finger on the pulse. What the fuck is Flugel?
This was a statue in the middle of the town square. Some naked dude launching a severed hand like a baseball. Crazy Belgian art, but it gets crazier. We found this mural on a wall around the corner:
Best I can make out, it's a young lad dressed like the Prince of Persia, who has gotten drunk off a chained bottle of red wine and is about to sodomise the girl in front of him. The red wine is chained to a giant white anthropomorphic condom, who is pissed off because the kid shoved the corkscrew through his reservoir tip. Also, there's a weird red midget girl on his shoulder. Um, yeah.
To get to a Mussel restaurant on the other side of the river, it required Chuck and myself to walk through an underground tunnel. This site greeted me upon walking down five flights of stairs.
Exercise. Gross. And after the epic stroll we found out the restaurant was out of Mussels. Shit fuck.
We didn't go into this place, because we heard the service stank. LOLZ!!!1!
Antwerp's town square. Also: Chun Li.
Day three of the pub crawl, I ordered Caeser Salad for lunch. Also a water, a coke, a beer, and a Cappacinno. The waitress thought I was insane. Sexy, but insane.
We were sitting in a pub watching the World Cup Cricket, and Chuck started pouring coke into his beer. He's Crazy!!!1!
At this particular pub you could order a six pack of beer and they would put it in an ice bucket for you. Hadn't had service like that since Maccau.
When I have children, I'm going to put the Jagermeister sign in their bedrooms as a night-light.
This giant blow up advert was stuck to the night club roof. "Flugel", a sweet alcohol sold in tiny medicinal bottles. We had more than a few. I had never heard of this before, so looked it up on the web site. It is huge in Belgium, Holland...and Australia!?
Jimmy, you're young and got your finger on the pulse. What the fuck is Flugel?
6 Comments:
I think the Slapabout in Shebu sold Flugel for a while, fucked if I can remember what it was though.
its constapated duck juice best i can tell!?
It`s now the eleventh, last post on the ninth. You failed. Second time you`ve been late.
Smacks for sime.
go simon go!!
Yeah lagging a touch. Second time I've been late, and there will probably be a few more late posts yet.
There will be some back-peddling.
But by the finish there will also be one post for every day in May.
Now go fuck a tree.
Flugels were big in Holland 10 years ago, I met an Irish guy there whilst on a sports tour who was obsessed with them.
Never seen them since until now.
Crazy
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