Five Facts
1. The BARFL Finals are underway.
The BARFL finals started on Saturday with the preliminary between the Wandsworth Demons and the West London Wild Cats. The Demons got slightly obliterated (110 to 19), but have a second chance in the finals this weekend against the Wimbledon Hawks. A number of injuries occurred in the Weekend's match, including Jimmy fucking up his right foot. He first lost the big toe nail a few weeks ago, and now he's torn the tendons in the arch. He's out for the remainder of the finals series, and spends his days "hobbling around" - the way Edward Norton "hobbled around" after the shower scene in American History X.
2. Other people's Big Brother photos are better than mine.
Sean sent me the following photo (click to enlarge), his flatmate's girlfriend plus friends at a London Fashion Show. The girl in the middle is Imogen from this year's UK Big Brother, far besting my Blair photo from a few weeks ago.
For those who haven't seen UK Big Brother, Imogen's beauty is only matched by her astoundingly vapid personality. A Big Brother cast is usually whittled down from 50,000 hopefuls, and I am constantly confounded how the Producers of the show manage to end up with such tedious fuck-wits year after year. But the memory of three months of Imogen's Non-entity antics can be washed away by downloading her "private sex-tape" off the net, where you can watch her indulge in a number of acts including flicking the bean. That's right Flicking the Bean.
3. I'm High Class
From an email I received last week:
4. Ceiling Cat has a son.
5. Thursday = Riga
I'm leaving for Riga, Latvia on Thursday afternoon with six other Booze Hounds for the sole reason of a drunk four day foreign adventure. It's going to be like a Stag Party, except nobody has to go through the agony of marriage upon our return.
Photos and stories to appear here some time next week.
The BARFL finals started on Saturday with the preliminary between the Wandsworth Demons and the West London Wild Cats. The Demons got slightly obliterated (110 to 19), but have a second chance in the finals this weekend against the Wimbledon Hawks. A number of injuries occurred in the Weekend's match, including Jimmy fucking up his right foot. He first lost the big toe nail a few weeks ago, and now he's torn the tendons in the arch. He's out for the remainder of the finals series, and spends his days "hobbling around" - the way Edward Norton "hobbled around" after the shower scene in American History X.
2. Other people's Big Brother photos are better than mine.
Sean sent me the following photo (click to enlarge), his flatmate's girlfriend plus friends at a London Fashion Show. The girl in the middle is Imogen from this year's UK Big Brother, far besting my Blair photo from a few weeks ago.
For those who haven't seen UK Big Brother, Imogen's beauty is only matched by her astoundingly vapid personality. A Big Brother cast is usually whittled down from 50,000 hopefuls, and I am constantly confounded how the Producers of the show manage to end up with such tedious fuck-wits year after year. But the memory of three months of Imogen's Non-entity antics can be washed away by downloading her "private sex-tape" off the net, where you can watch her indulge in a number of acts including flicking the bean. That's right Flicking the Bean.3. I'm High Class
From an email I received last week:
"Hi Beef. Last night we were catching up with friends and reminiscing about last Saturday at The Swan.....and a story came to our attention of you offering to buy a girl a bourbon and coke.....but only buying 1 bourbon and coke for the pair of you and then pouring half of it into an empty glass for her...."
4. Ceiling Cat has a son.
5. Thursday = Riga
I'm leaving for Riga, Latvia on Thursday afternoon with six other Booze Hounds for the sole reason of a drunk four day foreign adventure. It's going to be like a Stag Party, except nobody has to go through the agony of marriage upon our return.
Photos and stories to appear here some time next week.
posted by Beef at Tuesday, August 22, 2006
4 Comments:
The caption should be 'toilet cat is catching your masterbate' haha i made a funny!
By god, yes it should.
Okay, I am disturbed. Toilet kitten doesn't look photoshopped. How did that poor sab get in there? Also, DOUBLE CLICKING THE MOUSE. Jeebus, how many times do I have to tell you that that other phrase is offensive. Speaking of which, since you have apparently seen said sex tape of some big brother UK thing I have no knowledge of, are those tits real? Because they sure as hell don't look like it.
I'm glad ceiling cat is carrying on his legacy.
They're real but Debrah said she was pushing them up for the pic, check where her arms are.
That girl's got Page 3 smarts!!!
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