Kryptonite Lipstick

I stumbled across a link back in January that piqued my interest: “Cross Gender Super Heroes” posted on Gunaxin, which was basically a set of web illustrations depicting popular Male Super heroes as women in a kind of “what if” alternate reality. Gorillamask pointed me in Gunaxin’s direction, and Gunaxin appears to have pulled these pics from the Deviant Art web site, and in the big circle of life that is the internet, I’m now going to post a few of the pics for you cherubs.




As you can see a lot of time and effort have gone into these pictures, and it’s no wonder – this is the type of geek fantasy that the web thrives on. It’s a little creepy to think that there are probably more than a few teenage boys jerking off to this stuff. As we speak, there’s probably some chubby 14 year old kid yelling “Strength of a Bear!” as he grips his willy:


And you can imagine the awkwardness as a mother walks into her son's room to hear him screaming “I…HAVE…THE…POWER!” right on the vinegar stroke:



Hopefully nobody is burping the worm to “She-Blanka”, that would be really creepy.


The rest of the pictures can be found at this link. There are some interesting renditions on display, though admittedly some of them are a bit pointless (“Ever wondered what Batman would look like if he was female?” Gee I don't know you genius, Batgirl maybe?)

All of the pictures in this post were created by Portal Comic, except for She-Blanka. Fuck knows who came up with that.

And if you’re in a link checking mood, this has no relevance to anything, but crucial viewing anyway: How much do you love Noodles?