Friday, February 27, 2009

whoops

(5th March) UPDATE: Post coming, I promise. Half of London has been in Adelaide for the last fortnight for a wedding (which commences this weekend), so it's been chaotic at my end. A maelstrom of wine tours and late night Skittles-flavoured Vodka has rained down upon my poor head, but it ends soon - so post will be up by mid week at the latest. I swear to god. If not, you have permission to chinese burn my meat tampon.

Wrote an article on the Oscars earlier this week, but the computer crashed and I lost it.

Re-writing is in progress, I'll post it later next week.

posted by Beef at Friday, February 27, 2009

1 Comments:

Blogger Beef said...

Just did a quick google search for penis euphemisms, and "meat tampon" was the best I could come up with.

That's terrible, I really need some sleep.



Though Meat Tampon is a great name for a rock band. As is Cow Dildo.


I'm off to bed now.

12:29 AM  

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