Its Christmas time in the city
We had our work Christmas party last night at a restaurant in Piccadilly Circus. Decent food, Open bar, was a fun time for all. I’d love to report that there were a dozen punch ups and one of the Secretaries got caught blowing a waiter – but unfortunately it was a well behaved crowd. It wasn’t like the Christmas parties we used to have at the Adelaide Convention Centre where every year a third of the staff would get fired due to “inappropriate behaviour”.
One things for sure, the city is infested with Christmas Social Events at the moment, and the unoccupied Taxis are few and far between. I left the party at 1:30 am and could not find a cab for the life of me. So I got on a bus I thought was heading to Fulham (South West) to get closer to my suburb. I fell asleep on the bus, and woke up as it pulled into its final stop of Liverpool Street (North West). More fruitless cab searching for an hour, then I sat at a bus stop and waited for a bus to Clapham Common. I helped a Japanese tourist with directions, which I probably shouldn’t have done because I had no idea where I was, then got to Clapham Common and got some random guy to drive me home for seven quid (illegal taxi touters – the most reliable form of British Transport, if you don’t mind the occasional rape or mugging). Made it to my front door at 4:20am. Bah.
I’ll conclude this brief post with this: I’d rather have two broken legs then this hangover I’m currently working through.
One things for sure, the city is infested with Christmas Social Events at the moment, and the unoccupied Taxis are few and far between. I left the party at 1:30 am and could not find a cab for the life of me. So I got on a bus I thought was heading to Fulham (South West) to get closer to my suburb. I fell asleep on the bus, and woke up as it pulled into its final stop of Liverpool Street (North West). More fruitless cab searching for an hour, then I sat at a bus stop and waited for a bus to Clapham Common. I helped a Japanese tourist with directions, which I probably shouldn’t have done because I had no idea where I was, then got to Clapham Common and got some random guy to drive me home for seven quid (illegal taxi touters – the most reliable form of British Transport, if you don’t mind the occasional rape or mugging). Made it to my front door at 4:20am. Bah.
I’ll conclude this brief post with this: I’d rather have two broken legs then this hangover I’m currently working through.
13 Comments:
That dodgy santa looks like you after a night on the angry juice. I can tell it`s you by the bags of darkness under the bloodshot eyes.
I thought you weren`t allowed within one hundred metres of children?
At least you didn't cry at your Christmas Party... like me. What a fucking girl.
I walked through Stockwell at 3am in the rain all the way to Clapham Junction - I feel your pain.
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eh... what was the post you deleted wei...
what could possibly be said that you would not allow to be displayed..
nice banner beef, you finally worked it out..
eh... what was the post you deleted wei...
what could possibly be said that you would not allow to be displayed..
nice banner beef
eh... what was the post you deleted wei...
what could possibly be said that you would not allow to be displayed..
nice banner beef
damn beta shit.. sorry the spamming..
i've been thrown a bone by clones in zones when i was but a drone.
Hey Kids, I deleted my comment because it contained links. Links I managed to fuck up because I'm an overworked gimp and my brain is fried. Let's try it again:
Goatboy, The "dodgey Santa" actually came from the Scared of Santa web site. It's essential viewing.
The Reindeer are an Evil Dead 2 reference as seen on a T-shirt at Nostromo Design (also essential).
I turned the Shoddy Roger (Koala Sull and Crossbones you n00bs) into Snowballs and Candy Canes, coz I'm all festive and shit.
Bart, you walked home from Stockwell? Were you giving out Christmas Love at the Swan?
No I didn't cry at the party Lala. Though I wept like a frightened child at work the next day. But I always do that.
Thanks for the 50 comments Ozi you Malaysian Pirate. We'll be dining at Fatty Crab this time next year.
Peace and Goodwill to all Fuckers.
Also - Anonymous, your comment made no sense the first time I read it.
The second time, it became painfully clear:
"i've been thrown a bone"
(The gift of slaving your guts out all year is a meagre Christmas Bash and a pat on the head from your superiors)
"by clones"
(white collar wanker upper management types - all the same)
"in zones"
(London is seperated into Zones)
"when i was but a drone."
(Soulless little Office Worker Bee)
I am Jack's wasted life.
Snap. This festive season in my line of work means that I spend most of my time fighting the urge to stab snotty drunk bitches in the eye while convincing their bored-looking drunk boyfriends that I have no intention of sleeping with them when I close the bar. Which I am doing abruptly with absolutely no sympathy. Bartending has made me mean like an old sailor.
merry x-mas- jody
Sbap. This festive season in my line of work means that I spend most of my time fighting the urge to stab snotty drunk bitches in the eye and convincing their bored-looking drunk boyfriends that I have no intention of sleeping with them when I close the bar. Which I am doing abruptly and without sympathy. Bartending has made me mean like an old sailor.
Merry X-mas- Jody
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