GROUP B

ARGENTINA

Population: 40 million
Last few World Cup efforts: Quarter final 2006, 1st round 2002, Quarter final 1998. Won the World Cup twice: 1978, 1986
Odds to win the Cup: 7.5 to 1

This chick was born in Argentina:

Adriana Xenides, born in Argentina, raised in Adelaide, and spun the letters on Wheel of Fortune for 18 years. She died this week.
Um, yeah. RIP.

These guys play for Argentina:

Lionel Messi (Barcelona)
Juan Sebastian Veron (Estudiantes)
Javier Mascherano (Liverpool)

This guy doesn’t play for Argentina:

But who needs Soccer skills, when you have a sweet ass Die Hard tat?

NIGERIA

Population: 151 million
Last few World Cup efforts: 1st round 2002, 2nd round 1998, 1994
Odds to win the Cup: 126 to 1

This guy was born in Nigeria:

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje.
Fucked if I can pronounce that name, but he was in Lost.

These guys play for Nigeria:

Yakubu Aiyegbeni (Everton)
Joseph Yobo (Everton)
Dickson Etuhu (Fulham)

This guy doesn’t play for Nigeria:

Michael Cera. What a PIMP.

SOUTH KOREA

Population: 48 million
Last few World Cup efforts: 1st round 2006, Semi final 2002, 1st round 1998
Odds to win the Cup: 251 to 1

This guy was born in South Korea:

John Cho.
You’ll see him next year in A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas.
No, really.

These guys play for South Korea:

Park Ji-sung (Manchester United)
Lee Woon-jae (Suwon Samsung Bluewings)
Park Chu-young (Monaco)

This guy doesn’t play for South Korea:


GREECE

Population: 11 million
Last few World Cup efforts: 1st round 1994. That’s it. Their only World Cup appearance, consisting of No wins and 3 losses. Kinda weird, considering they won the Euro in 2004.
Odds to win the Cup: 201 to 1

This chick was born in Greece:

Jennifer Aniston. Stupid bitch.

These guys play for Greece:

Theofanis Gekas (Eintracht Frankfurt)
Giorgos Karagounis (Panathinaikos)
Angelos Charisteas (Bayer Leverkusen)

This guy doesn’t play for Greece: