Friday, March 07, 2008

tardy

**Update coming soon, I promise. The internet line has been goosey at my end for the last few days. Check back tomorrow evening (UK time), failing that Monday night. Or not at all. Whatever floats your boat.**

posted by Beef at Friday, March 07, 2008

4 Comments:

Blogger LaLa said...

I reckon you are a fibber.

1:25 PM  
Blogger Bart said...

Just like your 30 blogs in 30 days - arse.

9:58 PM  
Blogger Beef said...

Yeah, I'm a bit of a fibber. Sort of.

I'm working on a post that requires a bit of photoshopping, which is taking longer than I was hoping.

We're having net problems at work, causing a really slow line. Blogger.com works - but if you try to download pictures it crashes.

Main problem is I don't have a net connection at home (no point in getting one now, as our lease runs out in about 6 months - can't afford a fucking computer anyway).

So my two choices are to hang back after work to write posts, or go to an internet cafe on weekends.

If I have a shit day at work (pretty much any day ending in a "Y") I don't hang back. Most of the time the internet cafes are full up due to the over saturation of back-packing cock-snoggers checking their Facebook profiles (status update: 'Jerry Generic is looking forward to his Turkey trip', like anybody actually gives a fuck).

The sad outcome of all this, is that the Shoddy Blog is left neglected, like the Alter Boy who is too late in his teens to warrant affection from the local molesting priest.

What’s a guy to do?

Uncle beef.

PS Ignore all the excuses above, I'm just plain fucking lazy.

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm really interested in Jerry's Turkey Trip...

8:49 PM  

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