Lord of Number 2s
The new guy at work destroyed our toilet.
He doesn’t even work in our office, he’s based at the other one, but he was working here today. I didn’t even know he was here, as he was working upstairs.
I’d never met the guy before, and the very first thing he said to me was "Have you got a plunger?".
I gave a negative answer. He looked quite embarrassed, then told me "Your toilet’s blocked".
And then he left.
Jono was intrigued, so he went to check it out. A minute later I was looking out my window, and saw Jono in the car park dry reaching.
I mean this guy just plain fucking decimated our toilet. I once saw a Leper fuck a lawnmower inside a Mexican Sewer pipe, and it was nowhere near as disgusting as this.
The rest of us had an in-depth discussion to work out what this guy’s diet consisted of. We concluded that he must have eaten a huge bowl of dog shit and fire crackers for breakfast.
Foul.
He doesn’t even work in our office, he’s based at the other one, but he was working here today. I didn’t even know he was here, as he was working upstairs.
I’d never met the guy before, and the very first thing he said to me was "Have you got a plunger?".
I gave a negative answer. He looked quite embarrassed, then told me "Your toilet’s blocked".
And then he left.
Jono was intrigued, so he went to check it out. A minute later I was looking out my window, and saw Jono in the car park dry reaching.
I mean this guy just plain fucking decimated our toilet. I once saw a Leper fuck a lawnmower inside a Mexican Sewer pipe, and it was nowhere near as disgusting as this.
The rest of us had an in-depth discussion to work out what this guy’s diet consisted of. We concluded that he must have eaten a huge bowl of dog shit and fire crackers for breakfast.
Foul.
posted by Beef at Friday, June 29, 2007
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