Done

Well the Shoddy Blog "Mayhem" finally draws to a close with this, it’s 31st post for the month of May.

Thank god I can go back to regular posting, as back-dating everything was doing my head in.

We’re running a bit late here – 18 days by my count.

31 posts in 49 days is a pretty damn good average. But you know what?

I can go fuck myself.

Because 31 posts in seven weeks isn’t what I set out to do, and it sure the fuck isn’t what I promised on the first of May. I was cruising along quite nicely up until halfway through the month, and then just kind of burnt out. I didn’t run out of things to say, just the time and energy to actually write them. I seriously need to re-address my life, because if I don’t have the space or inclination in my daily schedule to write some posts about morning erections and Photoshop some cat pictures, then is this truly a life worth living?

But we are done, and now it is time to concentrate on the next month (before it is over).

So Mayhem was last month, what do I have planned for June?

I plan to write every single post while wearing lipstick and mascara, totally naked, with my genitals tucked bag behind my legs.

God bless you kids. Xx