Mother Nature took a dump

Enough Maritime Molestation, it’s time to inject some beauty back into the Shoddy Blog care of my Winter Wonderland photos. We were blessed with Mother Nature’s gift of Snowflake magic for a couple of days during London’s Winter (there were literally only two days of Snow. Conversely there were three days of Snow during Spring – guh). Here are a handful of shots.

And by "handful of shots" I don’t mean when you jerk off in your hand and then "Spiderman" your lover in the face. I mean Photos.


Outside my Balham Flat, my Communal back yard was covered in Snow. Green one minute, coated in white powder in next – not unlike the inside of Kate Moss’ nose.


The view from my front door. Sure the snow makes the street look pretty. It also make it slippery as fuck. Walking down the street was more awkward than a boner at a funeral.



Out on Ritherdon Road. Panic Merchants that the British Press are, front pages were declaring a blizzard was on it's way, and that the city would be brought to a stand still. "Seven Inch Snow Dump" screamed the headlines, as it turned out it was more like two.

Promising seven inches and then delivering two, just like a Japanese Porn Star.



Near my office. Just goes to show you the magical properties of Mother Nature, when even a Shit-Hole like Feltham can look nice.