EIGHT

The Shoddy Blog turns eight today. Fucking internet, I do a google search for "birthday cake" and this is what they give me:

What the hell is this monstrosity? It looks like the 80's video game character Q-Bert. If Q-Bert fell off a cliff and landed in a bucket of fucks. Ignore that shit, here's another cake:

 

That's better. At 36 years of age I'm a little jaded, and I think this Darth Vader vs Batman cake is trying a little too hard. But it's perfect for an eighth birthday. I showed this cake to my neighbour's eight year old kid, and the kid got so excited he leapt head first through a pane glass window.

Now for the biggish news, I have decided to start over at a new site and will bid farewell to this cramped blogger account. I've started polishing up the posts I've collected on my computer over the last few months (mostly film reviews at this point) and I am back dating them to when I first wrote them, hence the posts will have dates from last year. Oh fuck it, you'll work it out. CLICK HERE