A Gambles we will go

Remember my long standing NFL bet (the one where I picked the winner of the SuperBowl)? My skills of gambling on sports I know fuck all about continue. Here’s the NHL (Ice Hockey, motherfuckaz) Playoffs – and the five teams I chose to win the Stanley Cup (that I picked halfway through the season) highlighted in green.

Click to enlarge, or I will break into your house and rape your pot plants.


It’s looking good. If I win, I’ll use the prize money to buy me some mechanical cat paws.




Dear god, how have I been surviving without these?