S & H
The next update is very close, I can feel it’s hot musky breath on the back of my neck.
In the mean time, go kill a minute or two at the British Pub Name Generator.
And next time you’re in the UK, make sure to drop into my new pub “The Swan & Hostage”. It’s an authentic British pub experience, complete with unfriendly Polish chicks behind the bar, a wide range of sports on the TV (provided you like Soccer, and by Soccer we mean the top four teams) and original oak floors that stink of vomit and stale beer since the smoking laws came in.
Our pub features a fantastic bar menu including fish and chips, pie and chips, steak and chips, chips and chips, and our unique “Sushi” (chips carved to look like fish).
If you can name Football managers from the 1970s, you will love our Sunday afternoon Pub Quizzes, and if you don’t mind getting glassed in the face, try your hand at our fortnightly pool competitions. For those fearless punters after a truly blood curdling experience, try your hand at our Tuesday night “Murderous Music Challenge” – a series of drunk British Women will get up and sing Karaoke while you are forced to sit and listen, and if you can last longer than a minute without blocking your ears or crying, you win a free pint.
In the mean time, go kill a minute or two at the British Pub Name Generator.
And next time you’re in the UK, make sure to drop into my new pub “The Swan & Hostage”. It’s an authentic British pub experience, complete with unfriendly Polish chicks behind the bar, a wide range of sports on the TV (provided you like Soccer, and by Soccer we mean the top four teams) and original oak floors that stink of vomit and stale beer since the smoking laws came in.
Our pub features a fantastic bar menu including fish and chips, pie and chips, steak and chips, chips and chips, and our unique “Sushi” (chips carved to look like fish).
If you can name Football managers from the 1970s, you will love our Sunday afternoon Pub Quizzes, and if you don’t mind getting glassed in the face, try your hand at our fortnightly pool competitions. For those fearless punters after a truly blood curdling experience, try your hand at our Tuesday night “Murderous Music Challenge” – a series of drunk British Women will get up and sing Karaoke while you are forced to sit and listen, and if you can last longer than a minute without blocking your ears or crying, you win a free pint.
The Swan & Hostage
32 Bumsweetie Road
(Between ASDA and the stray dogs home)
Shroppinghamshirevilleshire
Open every day
Noon until really late (11pm)
32 Bumsweetie Road
(Between ASDA and the stray dogs home)
Shroppinghamshirevilleshire
Open every day
Noon until really late (11pm)
posted by Beef at Wednesday, February 17, 2010
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