Sunrise, Sunset

So the virus in my computer became so severe that a couple of dudes in hazmat suits came and took the fucking thing away.

I don't know, fucking computers. One minute you're watching a hot Spanish chick push her tongue up a midget's A-hole, the next thing you're dealing with a “High Level Trojan Worm”. Fuck you Bill Gates.

Anyway, I have a new computer now. One that is big and beautiful and fast, which is good news for you, my faithful filthy readers.

I can now churn through my backlog of outstanding posts, including a series entitled ”2009 the Year in Review”, which will no doubt bore and confuse enthrall you. Yeah, I'd get right on that...except I'm heading off on a family vacation at 6am later today (it's currently 1am, still haven't set my blog post time to Central Australian Time Zone Format), and wont be able to post anything until at least January 2nd. Be patient, my little fuck rats, and we'll bathe in shoddy filth at a prolific rate in the early days of 2010.


Until then: enjoy the expensive cluster-fuckery of Christmas, and the overrated and ultimately anticlimactic event that is New Year's Eve.

See you next year kids.

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Bare with me kids - my computer is goosed with a virus, and I'm sorting out the situation.

Frustrating, because I've had a few posts that are near completion sitting on my hard drive for a few weeks now, and I have a heap more I want to churn out before the year ends.

Shit happens.