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Even though we aren’t even halfway through the year yet, I think I might have found the best film title of 2009:



I like it. It’s sincere.

The website offers this synopsis:

Inspired by films from the golden age of religious cinema, SATAN HATES YOU is a graphic horror movie that tells the stories of two individuals and their personal struggles with Lucifer himself. In the film we follow Marc (Don Wood), a homicidal maniac driven by demons buried deep within his soul and Wendy (Christine Spencer), who lives life fast and hard without any thought to the consequences. Their separate paths will eventually cross, but will it be on the road to salvation or the highway to hell?

This is the kind of spastic shit I can really get involved with. The film opens in the US this month, but I can’t see an Adelaide release happening any time soon so I might download it later this year.

That’s all I really have to say about the subject for now. Any questions?


Yes Timmy. Satan hates you.