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Local Mother's Group Angered

A local mother's group was angered today when they realised that nothing they do or say counts for shit.

"You know how you read in the paper of how a song, movie, or social event has angered an irrelevant social demographic? We are one of those groups." Explained Margaret Burnet, a frumpy mother of 3.

"It usually involves us ringing each other up and whining, but if Coronation Street isn't on we may even get off our fat arses and form a picket line"

Things that anger the groups include Rap Music, Horror films, and violent TV shows.

"Nothing gives me a more perverse thrill than angrily protesting a film I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN!" Says Julie Henderson, 43.

"Let's face it. The best years of my life are over, I'm elbow deep in dirty nappies, watch daytime TV, and get one lousy shag a week from my white collar zombie husband. I'm just one more fish in this dirty grey sea of suburbia. Being angered by such pointless things as flash in the pan rap stars makes me feel ALIVE!"


Mary Burn, 38 added "Stuff World Hunger, who cares about AIDS Awareness, I'm pretty sure I heard Dr Dre say the F-Word yesterday!"

A Local Journalist for The Times had this to say:

"We usually throw in a line like 'Eminem has angered Parent Groups with his lyrics' just to fill up empty space at the bottom of a news article. I didn't know these groups actually existed! That blows my mind!"

UPDATE: It has been made apparent that several Parent’s Groups were angered by this article.